CH 01 "READ THE ROOM"
“SHARP. WITTY. UNDERESTIMATED UNTIL IT ISN’T.”
Type: 10 oz Coconut–Apricot Wax Candle
Scent Profile: Blood Orange • Mahogany • Dark Vanilla
Vessel: Smooth glass with natural cork closure
Wick: Premium cotton wick
Burn Time: Up to 60 hours
Description:
Some people step into your life and instantly show you they weren’t paying attention.
This candle is for the moment you stop explaining what should be obvious.
Read the Room is bold, smart, and a little sarcastic — just like you when you’re done making things easy for people who don’t deserve the shortcut.
Blood orange cuts sharp, bright, and unexpected — the “wake up” note.
Mahogany brings the depth, that “grown energy” nobody can fake.
Dark vanilla lays underneath like a quiet warning:
“I’m sweet… but don’t get it twisted.”
It’s the perfect opener because it tells everyone exactly what book they just walked into.
Strong.
Warm.
Direct.
Unisex.
No confusion.
So tell me… did you catch the vibe, or do I have to spell it out for you?